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optician 'incident'...

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colditz · 27/06/2006 18:20

May I please clarify, before I start, that I did apologise profusely and clean the carpet before I left?

The background - ds is 3, he is being potty-trained, but he still poos himself, profusely and without shame.

Today, he had boxers on, and shorts. My reasoning behind this being that feeling the breeze around his nether regions would remind him of lack of nappy.

I took him to the opticians to book an eye appointment for him, all was well, but just as we were turning to leave, I noticed a large turd, sitting in the middle of the beautiful pale grey carpet. When I asked ds about this, he replied "It was a a'ident. I need a drink!"

The staff were humililiatingly kind, so I couldn't even get cross with anyone. The lady gave me a plastic bag and everything.

The worst of this? I have to take him back there tomorrow, for his eye appointment.

On another note, I am sewing a folded flannel into a few pairs of his briefs. He will br wearing these under his 'daddy pants'.

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NomDePlume · 27/06/2006 18:22

lol, I'm sorry, but LOLOLOLOL. Poor you, your DS1 is putting you through the mill with this potty training malarky, isn't he ?

Beauregard · 27/06/2006 18:23

He only did it to test your eyes!

Alipiggie · 27/06/2006 18:28

Umm not had a poo on the floor, but we were in a great shop here in Boulder when I saw a trail of wet foot prints and a soggy boy. Needless to say the staff were fantastic there too - we're used to it they said. What is it about boys and they're potty training

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