LOL
Ds's hair never grew until he turned 1, then by last autumn (16 months), he had a full-on mullet, naturally. It just grew that way. We met up with my brother on holiday (he lives in Australia), and it was the first time he met ds. The first thing he ever said to ds was, "Bloody hell! You've got a fine mullet!"
We've since had about three haircuts (ds will be 2 next week). Grandad did the first two, with telly working fine as a distraction first time, but not the second. So I took him to a hairdresser in town and he sat there happy as Larry, fascinated by the hairdryer someone else was using, the traffic out on the street, etc.
Ds's hair now looks passable, no longer mullet-ish, and definitely boyish. But is it possible for a male toddler to actually have cool hair? I'm thinking not.
Get down to an exciting, busy hairdresser, I say. Good luck.