Parents of babies, go on, admit it, you know you're obsessed with it...

[Somersaults]

...poo.

Frequency, consistency, colour, amount...

I honestly never thought I would think about or talk about poo so much but here I am, 8 weeks into being a parent, and thoughts about poo do take up a fair amount of my day!

Admit it, you're the same.

at 'disco poo'!

I found a miniature torch in DD1's poo, one memorable day. I just stood there at the nappy table, absolutely flabbergasted.

Then I saw her stuffing things in her nappy to carry them around, and was very relieved to realise it hadn't been through her digestive tract.

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a nurse, so I was already obsessed with poo before DS's arrival...