or trousers for the first time - as he keeps pulling them off, and then the last one he's ripped to shreds - literally! All that was left in 'one piece' was the 'outside' bit - the inside was scattered over my living room floor.
Sat him on the potty - and he was quite happy, but didn't do anything (fair enough). I then popped out to the kitchen for 2seconds leaving him sat on our (thankfully leather) sofa - came back in to see him lie on his back, feet in the air, holding his willy upright and weeing straight into the air! Cue fountain of pee all over him /