how much do your kids ignore you.

[Tortington]

just 20 mins ago i got this " muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu oooooooooouummmmmmm"
"what"
" tell me some special things about 150" she says with homework book in hand

" i dont get it"

this is fking martian for speak louder obviously
" SPECIAL FACT ABOUT 150"

"150...WHAT?"
volume has increased ( but i cant make my typeface larger)
"THE NUMBER....OOOOONNNNEEEEEEEE HUNNNNNDDREEED AND FIIIFFFTY"

she says in loud slow piss take voice.

i keep my calm and being as thick as a donkeys donger at maths proceeded to do my best( as dh said someing along the lines of fkoff....first time... 15 years.....cricket.....) with the computer calculator

so came up with prime numbers closest blow and above - using google to remind me what a prime number was and did the obvious - its an even number - 3 x 50 makes 150

this went on for a bit. then she stopped. and walked off and sat watching cricket and said " i've had enough"

well ive had enough my arse -

that was the most interaction i have seen from this buffy addicted always in her room watching buffy angel tru american rubbish stuff......in ages.

my 15 year old said with a borad smile " mummy" well that makes me piss to begin with " mummy take me to shop in your car please cos i got a puncture and i need an inner tube"

so did nd tried having conversation with no more than a grunt and a blush when i said " got a girly yet "
giggle giggle " no"
"but you been back at school for a whole DAY!"

...........

THATS IT END OF CONVERSATION

now i know i have another kid - i saw him eat his dinner.

usually i dont complain - in fact its not a complaint at all its an observation

my kids ignore me - not the other way round.

Mine ignores me when Noddy is on.

i wish mine would occassionally custy! my teenager can talk the hind legs off a donkey, shes talking at me now as i type, my eyes have glazed over...her conversation usually goes along the lines of..he said, then she said and i did and then i said.......

my eldest (2) ignores me when i shout at him

spacecadet, is your dd Vicky Pollard?

what was the 150 then? Or don't we know yet?!

wordgirl, i suspect she is actually, if not vp was modelled on her, she doesnt appear to draw breath when talking

PMSL really I am!!

Teenagers! Huh, very far from said stage but my brother an sister are both nightmares.

My sister has been moody since about 5yrs old and has only got worse. Her life is 'soooooo crap,' etc etc...

My brother is a juvenile delinquent who believes that calling me fat is an intelligent addition in an argument.

They nearly always stay my dads and as it is closer to their school and friends and they can't be bothered being friendly to my mums partner or his kids. When they do go they generally moan, make a mess, demand food and leave in a huff!

Brilliant post!

staciji! Glad you said that...I don't feel quite so alone now. My DS (just turned 2) completely ignores every word I say unless it's something he wants (iykwim). I have to literally scream at him to do something I've asked at least 20 times over!!

sounds like your hubby is ignoring you too poor thing!

yes i get this too

Me: Hi dd - have a nice day

DD: urggh

Me: what did you do?

DD: stuff

Me: Dont bother then

it was just the number
150
facts about the number 150

so for instance the prime number below 150 is 149 the one above is 151

3 x 50 = 150 etc etc.
i got really enthused
then lost my temper!

WhilstI have been on here ignoring my kids dd has taught ds (41/2 ) to play keyboard.. not quite the moonlight sonata yet but he wouldn't have learned if he'd been with me. Am very proud of being a good mum.

my Ds ingores me ALL THE BLOODY TIME!!! its like its some kind of joke to him and hes only 4! i can see a very long road ahead!

Custardo

facts about the number 150

Or did you find this site already?

oh HMB fi only i had. than you anyway.

as much as they can lol

oh dog all the time!

DS2 particularly has suddenly adopted a 4/14yr old 'attitude' when I tell him not to do something (copying his brother.......). Sometimes I may as well be talking to the door!

DS1 can be quite good at ignoring me - but he's old enough to 'bribe' with homemade goodies if he's good and listens to me

PMSL Custy, really, really funny and very visual post, i was there with you then!

It makes me laugh when now & then I go and sit next to Lottie and attempt to play with her and she pushes my arm and says 'bye bye mummy'! Charming!

ha, ha custy you're a scream