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soapbox · 05/08/2005 19:28

I had a wonderful demonstration today of the point that you often make about telling children what they should do rather than what they shouldn't!

I was having my eyelashes dyed and had been in a state of sensory depravation while the dye took, lying down with cotton pads over my eyes which were stinging and dry and feeling uncomfortable.

The beautician said 'avoid opening your eyes' and of course all I heard was 'open your eyes' so cue an eyeful of stinging dye!!!

If she had simply said 'keep your eyes shut' then there would have been no confusion!

So I will now try hard to say the 'dos' rather than the 'don'ts'

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soapbox · 05/08/2005 19:28

I had a wonderful demonstration today of the point that you often make about telling children what they should do rather than what they shouldn't!

I was having my eyelashes dyed and had been in a state of sensory depravation while the dye took, lying down with cotton pads over my eyes which were stinging and dry and feeling uncomfortable.

The beautician said 'avoid opening your eyes' and of course all I heard was 'open your eyes' so cue an eyeful of stinging dye!!!

If she had simply said 'keep your eyes shut' then there would have been no confusion!

So I will now try hard to say the 'dos' rather than the 'don'ts'

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soapbox · 05/08/2005 19:28

Oops! Obviously I'm still seeing double

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hunkermunker · 05/08/2005 19:29

LOL, SB! (not at your stinging eyes though!) I'm catching myself when I hear myself saying "don't open the door" - I say "close the door" a lot, for instance! (DS has a cupboard fixation atm )

soapbox · 05/08/2005 20:59

Bump for Jimjams!

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Jimjams · 05/08/2005 21:41

ha ha - oh god I must sound like a stuck record.

soapbox · 05/08/2005 21:55

It is quite funny really, but hurt like hell at the time!

It was the way she barked 'avoid' 'avoid' at me, which made me feel rather daft

I then had a spray tan and have run marks down my face where the tears were still running!!

All in the name of looking half decent on the beach - why do I do it?????

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Christie · 05/08/2005 22:10

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Jimjams · 05/08/2005 22:51

thanks christie- now I'm going to bed thinking Blue cow, blue blue cow - round and round in my head. Aaagh

hunkermunker · 05/08/2005 22:52

Jimjams, I'll make you stop thinking of a blue cow. Just don't think of an orange penguin

Jimjams · 05/08/2005 22:59

at least an orange penguin doesn't come with an annoying song.

hunkermunker · 05/08/2005 23:18

You mean you don't know the orange penguin song?!

MrsGordonRamsay · 05/08/2005 23:21

Oranjeboom Oranjeboom

It's a penguin not a tune...............

MrsGordonRamsay · 05/08/2005 23:22

I am going to bed ................... I promise

Christie · 06/08/2005 00:00

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