Do you go to the toilet?

[SoftFroggie]

MIL (very pretentious) is horrified if anyone says "toilet". But can't suggest a better word to use.
My mum thinks toilet is the 'educated' word, and 'loo' (for example) shocking slang.

What do you call it? what should we teach our children to call it?

It's loo loo loo if you want to be U.

loo - never toilet

lol@ that!

"the best place to go in London is Anna's Pool Hall, which is in a converted gents' lav in Shepherd's Bush."

reminds me of Pulp's Common People...

I thought Lavatory was the posh one. I tend to use khazi...

My Auntie Madge always used to go and strain the greens!