Pet names for kids - what are yours ?

[wickedstepmother]

Step DS1 - 'Bean' - Due to his odd shaped head
Step DS2 - 'Oscar' - I have no idea
DD - 'Trumpet' - A nod to her love of breaking wind in a comedy style in the early weeks

sausage, soss, bobster, lobster, bobster the lobster. So we bought a wind up lobster for his bath - awwww

For first few weeks DS was Hufflepuff, because he sounded weazy.
Went trhough chunky baby stage and became Lumpy, it seems to have stuck with many varations, such as Lumpus , Lumpty , lumpus gravius, or el lumpo. He has lost his puppy fat now but not the associated names

Weezle, Bug, Buglet, Gremlin Ears (?!) Monkey, Sausage, Sausage Pie,

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Slug - what a cultured baby you have, olives and brie ?! It's more sausage and beans 'round my way !!

Also love El Lumpo

Pumpkin (again) and also my fat faced little bundle also looks like Alfred Hitchcock in profile too.

Oh, also Sugar Muffin.

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Ds is Spud - mainly due to large head - dd is Smidge - not really sure why or Tink - short for Tinkerbell as she is usually prancing about like a fairy.

Ds is known as 'munch' short for munchkin, little man, snuffle truffle pig.

DD calls me "you old fool".
I thought I had ages to go before that happened...

We are very strange, dd is generally known as frog, mog, mogwin, bun, bunworthy, mistress bunworthy, mogwai, or noyle. She likes mogwin best but will answer to all. (She is 7).

Baby Rabbit, tubby, piglet, chubster, babyboy, lamb

dd is puddleduck and ds is teddy

bear or several variations on the theme: laura bear, laurgal beargal etc

dd is dribbles and ds kiko

ds is Squeaks or Squeaky

DSS2 is called Dylan - so he's fondly known as "Dildo" - well he's only 3, and it's only used in the house!!! we'll wait til he's a teenager to use it in public!

lol @ valleygirl !

dd was 'Chairman Mao' due to uncanny resemblance, is now 'poops' or 'poopy' for obvious reasons. ds (3 months) is 'rocket' (after Fimbles frog) and 'pickles'.

we have a 'pooka-moose' - i still don't know why. THen we add a lot to it like - moose caboose, papoose and others that arn't real words. Also call our poor dd chicken.

satan, lucifer and beelzebub

suzyj - I'm Stateside. Sorry it's taken me a while to respond. Haven't seen this thread in a while.

DS1 The Benster, Poppet, Benoid
DS2 The Olster, Poo factory; SquittyBot; OllieSchpollieDoDah; Cuddle Bunny
(no prizes for guessing their real names from this!)