Meet the Other Phone. Protection built in.

Meet the Other Phone.
Protection built in.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Other subjects

When we were kids.....

6 replies

ThomCat · 20/05/2003 13:40

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in
the 50's, 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because...

  • Our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked.
  • We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.
  • When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent 'clackers' on our wheels.
  • As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
  • Riding in the passenger seat was a treat.
  • We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle that tasted the same.
  • We ate dripping sandwiches, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.
  • We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no one actually died from this.
  • We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
  • We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark.
  • No one was able to reach us all day and no one minded.
  • We did not have Playstations or X-Boxes, no video games at all.
  • No 99 channels on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet chat rooms. We had friends - we went outside and found them.
  • We played elastics and street rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt.
  • We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits. They were accidents. We learnt not to do the same thing again.
  • We had fights, punched each other hard and got black and blue we learned to get over it.
  • We walked to friend's homes.
  • We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate live stuff, and although we were told it would happen, we did not have very many eyes poked out, nor did the live stuff live inside us forever.
  • We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.
  • Our actions were our own. Consequences were expected.
  • The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law. Imagine that!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one of them. Congratulations!

Pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow up as real kids, before - lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.
Don't worry, nothing bad will happen if you don't!!

OP posts:
ThomCat · 20/05/2003 13:42

Oh damn (can I swear on this site by the way and not get thrown out??!!), just seen that this is alreay been posted onto Mumsnet. oh no, sorry for being daft and boring!

OP posts:
whymummy · 20/05/2003 13:47

it`s alright thomcat i went and read it all over again i think is the weather

ThomCat · 20/05/2003 14:53

bless you whymummy!

OP posts:
whymummy · 20/05/2003 16:10

thomcat i received it in spanish i should go and start a thread with it in spanish and really confuse everybody

willow2 · 21/05/2003 09:58

We didn't have to go to the trouble of building go-carts and forgetting the brakes. Instead we had a brother who, faced with broken brakes on his own bike, took them off his sister's bike. He neglected to tell her. She found out when she was going down a very big hill.

Bless.

ninja · 21/05/2003 10:09

I intend to inflict all this on my child! Is that a good thing?

"You WILL climb that dangerous tree!"

New posts on this thread. Refresh page