After a long day at the office, a man knelt by his bed at night and prayed to the Lord - " Dear God, my wife has no idea how I live my life, hers is so easy compared to mine, could we plese swop bodies tomorrow?" Sure enough God agreed. The next morning the man awoke, checked mumsnet, made the breakfast, got the children up, made packed lunches, checked mumsnet, supervised washing and dressing and cleaning of teeth, kissed dw bye bye, put the children in the car, set off for school, turned back for the lunches, set off again, turned back for forgotten p.e. kits, set off again. Got back from school, checked mumsnet, changed the beds and towels as it was firday, checked mumsnet,put the washing in, checked mumsnet, cleaned the oven, checked mumsnet,pegged the washing out, checked mumsnet defrosted the freezer, checked mumsnet while eating lunch, cleaned under the bed, checked mumsnet, cleaned the kitchen floor, checked mumsnet and went to collect ds and dd from school. He then went to the supermarket to teach the little ones to steal unwashed grapes and took them to a new shoe shop so they could have a run round, got home, checked mumsnet, helped them with homework, checked mumsnet, made tea, checked mumsnet,ate tea, washed up, checked mumsnet, bathed the children as it was the first Friday in the month, supervised teeth cleaning and read 2 bedtime stories, got them to sleep, Went downstairs opened a bottle of wine, and went on mumsnet while dw snored in front of the tv. Eventually got to bed where they had sex.
The next morning the man woke up totally knackered, Got down on his knees and prayed to God - "really really sorry, I never realised what her life was like, please change me back and I'll never ever take her for granted again" "Love to mate" said God "but you got pregnant last night, so get used to it cos now THIS IS YOUR LIFE"