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A very Mumsnet joke,...... long but bear with it!!

22 replies

lilibet · 14/05/2003 16:28

After a long day at the office, a man knelt by his bed at night and prayed to the Lord - " Dear God, my wife has no idea how I live my life, hers is so easy compared to mine, could we plese swop bodies tomorrow?" Sure enough God agreed. The next morning the man awoke, checked mumsnet, made the breakfast, got the children up, made packed lunches, checked mumsnet, supervised washing and dressing and cleaning of teeth, kissed dw bye bye, put the children in the car, set off for school, turned back for the lunches, set off again, turned back for forgotten p.e. kits, set off again. Got back from school, checked mumsnet, changed the beds and towels as it was firday, checked mumsnet,put the washing in, checked mumsnet, cleaned the oven, checked mumsnet,pegged the washing out, checked mumsnet defrosted the freezer, checked mumsnet while eating lunch, cleaned under the bed, checked mumsnet, cleaned the kitchen floor, checked mumsnet and went to collect ds and dd from school. He then went to the supermarket to teach the little ones to steal unwashed grapes and took them to a new shoe shop so they could have a run round, got home, checked mumsnet, helped them with homework, checked mumsnet, made tea, checked mumsnet,ate tea, washed up, checked mumsnet, bathed the children as it was the first Friday in the month, supervised teeth cleaning and read 2 bedtime stories, got them to sleep, Went downstairs opened a bottle of wine, and went on mumsnet while dw snored in front of the tv. Eventually got to bed where they had sex.
The next morning the man woke up totally knackered, Got down on his knees and prayed to God - "really really sorry, I never realised what her life was like, please change me back and I'll never ever take her for granted again" "Love to mate" said God "but you got pregnant last night, so get used to it cos now THIS IS YOUR LIFE"

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Tetley · 14/05/2003 16:32

Love it!!! Particularly the bit about the grapes (but perhaps I shouldn't get into that one )

ghengis · 14/05/2003 16:33

Lilibet!

quackers · 14/05/2003 16:46

Grapetastic!!!!!!!

Bossanova · 14/05/2003 17:08

Are you sure he washed the kitchen floor?!!

SamboM · 14/05/2003 17:40

Obviously a quiet day on mumsnet..

whymummy · 14/05/2003 17:53

i love it i love it!!

spacemonkey · 14/05/2003 17:54

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Girly · 14/05/2003 18:00

I am going to show this to my dh

doormat · 14/05/2003 18:12

So true

LIZS · 14/05/2003 18:35

Showed it to dh who said ok what is he going to do for the rest of the month! grrrr

Great joke

Mocha · 14/05/2003 18:39

brilliant.

Clarinet60 · 14/05/2003 20:57

FAB!!!!!!!!!

nobby · 14/05/2003 20:58

Very funny!

Bron · 14/05/2003 21:06

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Demented · 14/05/2003 22:47

LOL Lilibet!

I've heard that joke before (possibly on Mumsnet) but very much liked your new twist to it!

mammya · 14/05/2003 22:52

VERY funny!

happyspider · 14/05/2003 23:02

impressed, liked the bit when he got pregnant, we should have a follow up joke where dh gets huge/varicose veins/unable to eat foods he likes/unable to smoke/drink and of course refuses to have sex...

bossykate · 15/05/2003 07:01
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mmm · 15/05/2003 07:34

ha ha ha (she laughed bitterly)

Clarinet60 · 15/05/2003 10:01

happyspider, yes, and then comes home after having baby with stiches and bleeding boobs and PND and is expected to cook for everyone and look after other child and, etc, etc .... mmm, nice.

Bobsmum · 15/05/2003 10:09
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Batters · 15/05/2003 10:30

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