Bad Mummy Alert - what have you said to your child accidentally

[jampots]

Just went to call my child a "twit" because of something daft he did and it came out as "twat"

• feel very bad now

Blimey, I'm saying nothing

Yesterday when the curtains fell off the wall I said bloody hell through gritted teeth.

While I was scrabbling about in metres of fabric I heard a little voice say "bloody hell mummy". . I had no idea she was in the room. I'm just praying she hasn't remembered.

I have said "fucking bollocks" and "Jesus fucking Christ" in front on my child

One occasion was where I had put some dishes in the dishwasher, gone to the sink and turned round and the dishwasher door had swung dow and I cracked my shins on the door (bloody hurt) and anotehr time was when I was peelign some pears for my DD with a vegetable peeler and peeled the nail off of my middle finger (really bloody hurt). I think both occasions were justified....

I do say 'for Gods sake' and DS does say that too when he is having a job building towers or wotnot

DS1 has obviously heard daddy call someone a wanker whilst driving and so if he is pretending to drive a car he will do all the broom broom noises coupled with-"Out of the way hanky panker!"

PMSL Nightowl.
We have a revolting cat next door that regularly "deposits" in our garden. On our way to school past the house next door, DS1 (4) points and says "Look Mummy, there's that BL*Y cat!"
He had the right intonation and everything and sounded exactly like me. Thought I had been muttering inaudibly under my breath whilst cleaning up with trowel.
Worse still, whilst changing DS2's nappy the other day, DS2 kicked a dirty nappy off the changing table on to the floor. DS1 was reading a book on his bed, looked up and quietly muttered "Oh sh**" under his breath.
He has X Ray hearing. Have attempted to explain that only naughty mums use these words. Am v ashamed,