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PANIC: Can you remember (those of you who were old enough) what your plan was for the 4 minute warning?

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CountessDracula · 27/04/2009 19:39

I'm sure most of them involved rushing into the street and shagging the nearest handsome stranger

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travellingwilbury · 27/04/2009 19:43

It would take a lot longer than four minutes to find a handsome stranger round here never mind shag him

CountessDracula · 27/04/2009 19:43

oh dear

So what was your plan?

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purepurple · 27/04/2009 19:43

I think mine was hiding under the table actually with a bowl of sand to wash the dishes a la where the wind blows

CountessDracula · 27/04/2009 19:44

having a white volvo was a good plan

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nickytwotimes · 27/04/2009 19:45

Mine was travelling to the epicentre, or as near as possible.
I wanted it all over with, no after effects and slow death.
I was a morbid child...

purepurple · 27/04/2009 19:46

well dissolving instantly is preferable to months of radiation sickness from the fallout

travellingwilbury · 27/04/2009 19:46

I have a bnlue one is that any good ?

When the wind blows is truly one of the saddest books / films ever .

Does anyone remember threads ? Gave me nightmares for a loooong time . That and having aright on leftie dad who took me on cnd marches

jambutty · 27/04/2009 19:48

I think mine involved finding the little one from Duran Duran and shagging him. John Taylor? Or Nick something? God I was fickle...
The other one was boiling an egg. Which caused me problems as I only like hard boiled eggs. Add a bit daft to fickle....

Northernlurker · 27/04/2009 19:48

My mum was planning to drive us to my nan's because she lived in a terrace which was better in a blast. There were (at least) two major flaws with this plan:

  1. We live two hours away from Nan, NOT 2 minutes.

  2. Nan lives about thirty minutes from London. We lived 2 1/2 hours away - therefore she was planning to drive us towards the major target.

It would work ok if the world was going to end in an hour and a half though. Everything's fine it's almost as good as it could be.

NotmyELFtoday · 27/04/2009 19:52

when I was studying for my GCSE I remember reading in one of the history books about the potential fallout from a nuclear bomb. I calculated that my home was just far enough from the town centre not to be vapourized immediately. Used to frighten the life out of me - never sure if it were better to be in the immediate zone or not.

Blu · 27/04/2009 19:54

I think Adrian Mitchell wrote a poem about that, CD.

Blu · 27/04/2009 19:55

The 4 min atomic shag plan, i mean.

retiredgothYchromosome · 27/04/2009 20:01

.....my plans for the four minute warning involved the following:

  1. Listen to 'Atmosphere' by Joy Division
  1. Ensure my 'Bunnyman' barnet was coiffed to its full glory
  1. Don my 'Unknown Pleasures' T shirt, and swathe myself in Oxfam heavy raincoat
  1. Ostentatiously read Sylvia Plath in a vain attempt to impress pale, wraith like girls.

....no different from what I did for most of the 80s, then....

CountessDracula · 27/04/2009 20:17

ks is that you?

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Mumcentreplus · 27/04/2009 20:28

lol..we had a basement and mum had it stocked with cans for a while..

Suedonim · 27/04/2009 20:29

Didn't have a plan. There didn't seem much point for a measly four minutes.

tribpot · 27/04/2009 20:34

I didn't have a plan (wasn't old enough to imagine shagging the Duran, altho only by a couple of years) but was terrified by the prospect. God knows where we would try and evacuate to now; we live right on the outskirts of Leeds so might try to leg it out to the countryside?

lalalonglegs · 27/04/2009 21:16

Ranting at my mother for having voted Tory while simultaneously snogging Anthony Mahoney (I too was not quite old enough to do the deed just because it was armageddon, tribpot).

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