Five children and Enid

[Enid]

I have three extra children here for tea - 2 friends of dd1's and a little brother.

They are all driving me mad already - the 3 older ones just want to watch tv and dd2 and the 3 year old seem to hate each other - he has already pushed her over and hit her over the head with a book.

One of the 'older' guests (hes only 5!) has just informed that mash is horrible and he will spit it out if i give him some

one of them keeps hanging round me asking me to watch his magic tricks and telling me about whales.

helllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppp

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surely it should be that their behaviour is "not asseptable?"

they have run away over the fields spose I had better go an get thm

Let them run!
Phone Mumsy anyway - don't forget to chill the champers first!!

Sobernow, too late but yes, you can make them watch anything, your house, your rules, hehehe.

he he he
you win the prize for wittiest literary reference in a mumsnet thread for 2005

love the lunchbox. poor kid. mind you, the jelly on the windows is your fault - Rule No 276: never serve boys of any age jelly, they will throw it at the walls or ceiling...

put the telly on and ignore them