Just for fun! Most annoying little things about men

[chocolatemummy]

I will start-
They seem totally uncapable of replacing the loo roll on the holder when it runs out!

Socks rolled into a ball when dirty!

lol at socks rolled up, i thought it was just dp,

the inability to PUT DIRTY CLOTHES IN THE WASH

DH hangs his pants on the end of the bed every night in case of emergencies

dropping p-j's(for want of better word) on the floor every morning ...then looking for them under his pillow at bed time
[optimist?]

rofl @ emergencies

oh no thats so funny!
totally with you on all posts so far!

also, aware of the slightest scratch or mark on the car but never aware of carpet needing hoovering or work tops being dirty etc etc ......

come on come on I KNOW there are loads more to laugh at

making a sandwich and not putting anything back- not the ham, nor the butter or any other foodstuffs used and then later asking where's the butter?

toe fluff in the bath [ggrr]

Remote control abuse, and not knowing how to change TV channels without having to scroll through and watch every one in between for about 20 seconds each.

Using the biggest and the most kitchen pans and utensils to make even the simplest meal.

lol

Yy Scienceteacher - DH is also incapable of judging the size of pan needed for the job. So will heat up the largest ring on the hob and put the largest frying pan on it to do ONE egg. Drives me bonkers.

Me too, cies. I always think about how it will all fit in the dishwasher as I am cooking - this does not occur to DH.

He also has to use a colander for any kind of straining, even though losing a whole pan of spaghetti down the sink is a once in a decade experience.

Not being able to find anything, and then when you go to look , the thing is where you told them to look in the first place.

Not being able to pack the car, or is that just me? My DH has no spacial skills what so ever.

oh they ARE all the same

Saying that they can't possibly do any other job (ie. sort washing out, make some tea, do a bit of shopping etc.) when you go out because they're "looking after the kids".

Asking for detailed information about the most simple of things that have to do with housework/kids "so what goes into her lunchbox again?" "which washing powder shall I put in again?" "what side of the plate does she want her cucumber?" etc.

Telling you at great length when they have cleaned the kitchen top off/loaded the dishwasher/hoovered up etc.
Me:"yeah, I know, I do it everyday" him: "Yes, but I did it properly."

Buying you presents that suggest he hasn't learned anything about you in the last 15 years!

Thought of some more...

Putting brown sauce or baked beans on a really great meal you have spent ages cooking.

Getting road rage in supermarket car parks and then complaining when people don't stop to allow him to cross.

ooh - this is cathartic....

Saying that a women is 'really attractive' when in your opinion she isn't.

Never remembering celebrity trivia even though you've told him several times that Isla Fisher was in Home + Away and is married to Borat....

Moaning about how stressful their job is and how they just want to get home and 'switch off' while you are running around like a blue arsed fly sorting kid's tea, tidying house, reading bedtime stories, getting school bags ready etc.