...disagree about 'Smart Price' cereal.
The cornflakes could easily be mistaken for polystyrene packing. Except they don't taste as good. I am currently trying to get the urchins to finish a box of Smart Price 'breakfast wheat biscuits' (as delicious as they sound).
Unfortunately, they are a similar size, shape and taste to sticklebricks, so the urchins are proving difficult to fool. This morning I sculpted the corners, in order to mimic the curved edges of the proprietary brand...
...the (rather convincing I felt) results were duly served to eager, fresh faced urchins. The illusion lasted only as long as the first mouthful however.
...and as for the teabags.
...they are manufactured from the floor sweepings I am sure. In fact, I believe what flavour they have is derived more from the mouse droppings...
Cheapo tinned tomatoes and kidney beans are fine, though...