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a verse you may be able to relate too

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spinel · 04/04/2005 17:21

Somebody said that a child is carried in its mother's womb for nine months.
Somebody does not know that a child is carried in its mother's heart forever.

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.
Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, normal is history.

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct.
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.

Somebody said being a mother is boring.
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.

Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good.
Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.

Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf
ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.

Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.

Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.
Somebody doesn't have five children.

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books.
Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose.

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labour and delivery.
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of school

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back.
Somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.

Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home.
Somebody never had grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.
Somebody isn't a mother.

Pass this along to all the "Mothers" and "Grandmothers"in your life!

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cod · 04/04/2005 18:41

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anorak · 04/04/2005 18:50

You lot are making me PMSL.

M2S when I met you you didn't seem the kind of girl to use the word f**k, even in quotes

As for unconditional love, that's just another way of saying 'I'm a doormat' . I'm with the bah humbug crew.

mummytosteven · 04/04/2005 18:51

ah Anorak but it is Larkin so therefore Poetry with a capital P, and these artistes must be allowed their Profanities

ks · 04/04/2005 18:51

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anorak · 04/04/2005 18:55

I wrote a poem with word 'w**r' in it, but it was about my dad, so that was okay Same lines as Philip Larkin really.

ks, take your tongue out of your cheek before you get a cramp, you wicked woman.

cod · 04/04/2005 18:56

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ks · 04/04/2005 19:01

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Jimjams · 04/04/2005 19:21

oh god these hideous things aren't confined to the SN world. Barf indeed.

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