Grab your passport and run away with me...

[marthamoo]

Have had enough of my kids fighting with each other, and the cold, and the rain, and the Easter holidays, and my boring humdrum existence so I am running away.

Anyone want to join me? I'll meet you at Terminal One, at Heathrow at...oooh about midnight. I'll be the one dancing about in excitement at the thought of getting away from it all.

We'll just grab the first available flight to somewhere hot with deserted beaches, waiters bringing cocktails, and NO KIDS.

Anyone coming?

Yes, I'll be there

Me please. I am looking for a job and it's BORING and when I get one it will be BORING too and you seem like a larf. Hey, you've got to be better company than dp, who has violent D&V atm. I SO don't do sympathy though so don't get sick, I won't want to hear it. I will spend a grand in Borders before I meet you and then I won't speak for a few weeks while I read. And drink cold Chablis. And eat yummy food, that I haven't cooked. We could get this cab home once we were in Mauritius, sigh.

Actually, not Mauritius, too hot, what about the glacial cool that is Iceland?

No I don't want cold - Iceland is out. I am a larf when not tearing my hair out and screeching like a deranged harridan which is all I have done today. I used to be sociable, and up for anything, and not tired - now I am just a run-ragged old grump with chocolate smears on my top.

me please, have had really crap day.

Or how about a cruise ?

I fancy the New York and the Caribbean one.

I'm in if no-one minds. I have already told dh that I'm having a whole day and night off next week when he is off work. I was thinking about going to stay in our caravan but it will probably be too cold so somewhere hot with lots of gorgeous hunks waiting on me hand and foot would be just the ticket.

New York sounds really good, i could take dhs credit card and go shopping, for the new kitchen of course.....

Take me with you!!!

I'm bringing my toyboy but you can all have a go.

I'd come but I haven't shaved my legs

so if you all take turns with Dusters toyboy you wont want MINE

god, iv'e recently been fantasising about running away.

i'll bring the sarnies and flask of coffee.

what clothes shall we bring? can you imagine packing just for yourself...no toys, no nappies - aaargh, bliss!

This was attractive...until I saw the dreaded words "Terminal One, at Heathrow"! I played an expert-level game of getting lost there just earlier this month...

nnosam, I'm a bit worried about what your chap might do to tiny little Phillip. I hope he isn't a bully. Suggest we keep 'em busy and they never meet.

Oh I'll come but someone will have to lend me the cash for the plane ticket

ok, we can sort out a rota for them at the airport. so where are we all going then......

dont worry about the ££££££. I won the lottery last week and I was looking for a good cause to spend it on...

god am drooling at the thought of it

save a seat for me

Are you all packed then?