Embarrassing Stories................anyone

[breeze]

Ok, had fun reading the drunk thread, but what about stories that we can not blame on the booze.

I remember on our anniversary DH had to work, so I sent him a text message telling him exactly what I was going to do to him when he got home. Went to send the message, DS distracted me for a second I clicked on the wrong button and ended up sending it to everyone on my mobile listed under family, this included both parents, sister, brothers, Aunts. I never heard the end of it.

I know I have lots more, but will post again later when I have more time.

Friend was dressing quickly one Sunday before church and pulled on her jeans which she had just whipped off and dumped on the floor in a drunken haze the night before. On the way up the church her (previous days) knickers started falling through the end of her jeans onto her foot ! Thay had been tangled up in her jeans and she hadn't noticed when she put the jeans on......
Luckily she noticed before she left them in the centre of the aisle for all the see while the service was on !

At my father's wedding, a friend of his who I had not met before was there, though he had told me that she had broken her leg and that she would be coming. I spotted her and thought I should introduce myself, so went over to chat to her, she had her leg up on a stool. I should probably add here that she was a bit overweight but had disguised it well!

We were talking about her leg and how she had broken it, then I knocked on what I thought was her plaster and said "When is it coming off?" Much to my horror, it was soft and in fact her leg was just so fat that it looked like she was wearing a plaster....

Sadly for me the ground did not open up. Wished it would though. I still cringe to this day when I think of it.

I have to tell you this, it is THE most embarrassing thing that has happened to me to date! I went out on Friday night with some pals, the pub we were in was fairly crowded and the toilets were at the other end of the pub, up a flight of stairs. However there is one disabled toilet downstairs, just round the corner from where we were sat in fact. And yes, I know I shouldn't have done this, and if Jbr was still here she'd tear me apart for this! But I had a quick look round, couldn't see anyone who looked disabled, so decided to go in for a quick pee. I had locked the door and sat down, was mid-pee in fact when the door was flung open and this strange chap was about to enter! We both looked at each other in horror and he closed the door pronto! (Must point out he wasn't disabled either) I finished up and got out to a round of applause from the pub! How I wanted to curl up and die right there and then! Serves me right I guess!

Rhubarb

On holiday in the US with dp (now dh), we were on a group guided tour of an old house. At one point, I squeezed dp affectionately on the buttock (as you do!!) Unfortunately, a total stranger turned round, looking very surprised but quite interested. I then had to spend the rest of the tour with this bloke staring/smiling at me, while I tried to hide behind the furniture!

This happeneed to me about 25 years or so ago and my friends and I still laugh about it. I had just worn a bra for the first time It was just a bra and pants set that didn't really have any support etc. Anyway walked down to get the school bus and was chuffed wearing my new bra and one of the girls said to me 'Whats that around your neck?' My bra had come unhooked and it was round my neck!! I still laugh about it. To be young again!!

BigBird, I've done the knickers down the jeans thing too and done the discrete removal into the handbag routine. I'm more careful these days - honest!

I was once walking down a long sweeping staircase at a wedding reception in a posh hotel, caught my 3" stilleto heel on the stair trim and launched myself ever so gracefully, superman style down the last 4 steps. Amazingly I landed upright but not quite as sophisticated looking as intended.

Or the time I went out in a shortish skirt and stockings. I kept adjusting the suspender belt and pulled the stockings up so tight that the tension caused them to ladder. As the night went on and they got worse and worse someone commented on the state of my scaffolding (too large scale to be ladders) and I ended up removing them completely, exposing my lily-white legs for all to see

Aged 17 I had a lovely trendy swimsuit that I had saved ages for. This was the 80's, it was strapless, with a halter you could attach when you went swimming as opposed to merely lounging by the pool. I took my younger sisters swimming, along with their friends, and in the course of a splashy game I jumped up off the bottom of the pool and bounced up, sans halter attachment, swimsuit around my waist, tits out for all to see.

This one has just happened today.

Just come down stairs from the loo to answered the door to a delivery man, signing for parcel when ds decided that he would tell the man that "Mummy has just had a poo and it really smells". I was so shocked and embarrassed, the poor bloke didn't know where to look. I wouldn't have minded so much but I was onlt having a wee and putting my lenses in. ahhhh

breeze

Oh I'm dreading it when my son starts doing that sort of thing to me...

Wait till he thinks you farted and announces it to the world ahh happy times

just found this by accident. Deserves a bump :)

havent' laughted so much in ages, lmao