Please can you send me £1

[jampots]

Thanks in Advance.

Just let me know if you want to and I'll CAT you my address

Jampots!

i can send you a pound!!!

FROM MY MONOPOLY GAME!!!!

If there are any Irish out there, they will appreciate this.

I am sending you a pound, but not this week.

Crikey, not many takers, jampots, you won't be able to retire to a life of luxury just yet ...

I've got a pound of of flour going spare - will that do?

Due to the poor exchange rate on my end between the dollar and the pound, I have determined that I will not be sending you any money at this time, since I would be out almost $2.

errr....no

Oh, you're all mean!

how much will you pay me not to post your picture?

errr.....quite a lot actually Jools

I could send you a 4yo boy instead if that helps?

I'll swap you a fiver

You'll swap me a fiver for my 4yo son? Bargain

Have told my DS that I will sell him on ebay

My 4 yo boy comes complete with backpack stuffed with toys

its a kind of gift with purchase type offer

bog off, Twiglett, I was trying to shift mine first. Wait your turn

I can't send a £1

BUT you are welcome to several of my

lbs or even stones

I can send you 10lbs, a 20 month old complete with toys and a collection of foreign coins???

I'll send you one if you also accept DH, DS and 2 dogs.

I can send you a green paper pound from my first pay packet - its the size of a postcard

You can have 6 stone, a 4 year old, a 1 year old and a Dr Who obsessed dh too. I'll even through in some cakes if you'll take them off my hands.

Go to EBAY and make your request for money. YOu might be surprised. An american, a couple years back asked for money for a boob job and got $40,000 dollars and more. The money just kept coming in. she wrote a book afterwards and made even more money.

Fair play to you for asking though!

i'll send you £1 for a minimal fee of £5. is that ok?

But Jampots, I've just sent you a cheque for ten pounds!! Don't tell me you've spent it all already?!

(Nice try, by the way)