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honestly this is a serious question

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huggybear · 09/03/2005 12:02

okay here goes...

does anyone know the best way to wash a vibrator? mine keep going rusty at the base.

I've ruined 4 now but i have to wash them cause bits of fluff and feathers get stuck to them and they dont look appealing.

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fairyfly · 09/03/2005 12:09

I suggest you wash it in a puddle in the school playground

Snugs · 09/03/2005 12:09

huggybear's party dress

NomDePlume · 09/03/2005 12:09

ROFL FF !!!

Bearess · 09/03/2005 12:10

Oi stop it you lot, how am I ever going to get out the door today, this is just too much fun!

harrymum · 09/03/2005 12:11

ff The puddles here are frozen do you have another suggestion please?

TheVillageIdiot · 09/03/2005 12:11

I'm a mum fgs - wet wipes get everything in the world good as new!!

I'm surprised they haven't cured aids yet!

piffle · 09/03/2005 12:12

wet my knickers @ feathers
ooooohhh huggy
hee hee hee hysterical
Rinse under tap and leave to dry naturally on draining board or windowsill?

sallystrawberry · 09/03/2005 12:13

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Mothernature · 09/03/2005 12:13

pmsl

sallystrawberry · 09/03/2005 12:13

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Gizmo · 09/03/2005 12:14

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO @ FF!

Puddles! Feathers!!! Baby wipes!!!!!

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huggybear · 09/03/2005 12:14

an inline party sounds fab!

roll up roll up for vibrator advice...

want to come in 0-60 secands? then the pulsertron is for you

want to be under the total control of your dh? then the remote controlled portable love bug will suit you perfectly....

And to celebrate easter, why not give him a treat and be his very own bunny babe? complete with ears

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fairyfly · 09/03/2005 12:14

you can wash it in my x's arse if you want

harrymum · 09/03/2005 12:15

oh no mine doesn't have any ears left just nobbles and lots of them

NomDePlume · 09/03/2005 12:15

wipes for medical use should fit the bill

Mothernature · 09/03/2005 12:15

Oh my god, I could be here all day better go or she'll sell me something .....

harrymum · 09/03/2005 12:15

FF

noddyholder · 09/03/2005 12:19

apparently to keep them hygenic they should be stored in the freezer!I read this in a womens mag ages ago as someone wrote in asking about vibrators and hygiene etc and this was the advice

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huggybear · 09/03/2005 12:21

i've got 12 of them all kept in a suitcase with crotchless knickers and peephole bras

My friend got stopped by the police on the was to a party once and was asked to open her boot. The officers enquired what was in her suitcase, she politly told them it was her vibrators but they didnt believe her and insisted she open up. So she did, you should have seen there faces

i love my job!!!

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handlemecarefully · 09/03/2005 12:33

I won't show this thread to my dh - he will probably CAT you and ask you on a date...

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huggybear · 09/03/2005 12:34

I wonder what my neighbours must think when there are nurses outfits and sexy undies on the line?

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HappyDaddy · 11/03/2005 19:01

Did she get arrested for carrying offensive weapons?

Whizzz · 11/03/2005 19:03

What a thread!

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