Meet the Other Phone. Child-safe in minutes.

Meet the Other Phone.
Child-safe in minutes.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Other subjects

A thread to actively get MN back on track and away from navel gazing and gloom

20 replies

Sycamoretree · 13/10/2008 16:15

I have been carrying around a playmobil policeman's cap in my purse for around 2 months. In case you're wondering, they don't accept it as legal tender in Starbucks.

OP posts:
norksinmywaistband · 13/10/2008 16:20

IKWYM, I tried to open my car door with a plastic Dora toy last week.

On emptying my bag, I found
2 Dora toys
2 hairclips
3 hairbands
A pair of childs pants
A pair of socks
a pot of bubbles
And some miniture coloured pencils from a restraunt.

I was so at my disorganisation and accumalation of tatt

PigeonPie · 13/10/2008 16:21

did they have a sense of humour when you handed it over?

SheikYerbouti · 13/10/2008 16:23

My childminder found a bottle of gin in the boys' changing bag once.

I was

I couldn't explain it away either.

Twelvelegs · 13/10/2008 16:23

Being pregnant I cleaned out my car to find my wee sample from 3 weeks ago.

PuzzleRocks · 13/10/2008 16:23

Not as embarrasing as when I was 15 and trying to impress the sixth form girls at school by taking out a cigarette and trying to light it only to find I had a slimline tampon in my mouth.

FioFio · 13/10/2008 16:24

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn

SheikYerbouti · 13/10/2008 16:25

snort at puzzlerocks

Sycamoretree · 13/10/2008 16:28

pigeon well yes, because it WAS Starbucks, and this WAS West London. They would probably be out of business without the NCT and all the coffee morning mums. I think they have been trained to find us all "amusing" and all the kids "adorable".

Ours has it's own kids area with toys 'n shit.

Puzzle - that is rank.

OP posts:
PuzzleRocks · 13/10/2008 16:31

Sheik - DD knows the gin is Mummy's special medicine and I don't like to share!

Sycamoretree · 13/10/2008 16:31

Respect to the handbag booty of Norks.

You get double points if you ever used said Dora hairclips to hold back your own hair in a style emergency.

Well, they weren't Dora, but they did have cupcakes on them

OP posts:
Sycamoretree · 13/10/2008 16:33

twelvelegs oh, just boil it up, kill the bacteria off, you can still use it.

(or was that for the spag bol left out overnight?).

OP posts:
SpookyMadMummy · 13/10/2008 16:36

I have all the touristy leaflets in my bag from our holiday in July

PuzzleRocks · 13/10/2008 16:38

Use it for what?

fumf · 13/10/2008 16:38

I have just looked in my handbag...
I have a million receipts - but none of them for the toy which I bought for a friend's ds which broke when it was unwrapped

A wrapped chupa chup lolly
And for symetry, an unwrapped chupa chup lolly. Which is now adhered to my MP3

I have a half-eaten biscuit wrapped in a napkin which ds just informs me he put there weeks ago in case he wanted to eat it later.

And around 20 shriveled conkers.

Sycamoretree · 13/10/2008 16:54

Oh, it was just a lame attempt at humour.

You'll have to excuse me. Was up until 3am last night floundering around all these stupid troll threads...hence the realisation I we all need to move on.

OP posts:
PuzzleRocks · 13/10/2008 16:56

And mine was a poor attempt at setting up an opening for some appalling suggestions.
I'm enjoying this thread.

Sycamoretree · 13/10/2008 17:03

Oh, Oh, ok, I get it!

Um, for Sheik to use when her gin runs out? (bleurgh, sorry, someone else do better please).

OP posts:
Twelvelegs · 13/10/2008 17:09

I have (I was only 12) put jeans on after whipping them off the night before with pants and tights (used to do shows) only to be walking down the road trying to pull these knickers that someone had obviously disgarded off of my ankle. It was only when I tried to pull them off with my hands that I realised they were mine as the tights were stuck up my legs. It was a usy Saturday morning on the High Street, nice.

Sycamoretree · 13/10/2008 17:12

Oh, you are all class twelvelegs!

OP posts:
Twelvelegs · 13/10/2008 20:22

I am actually a clean, tidy and organised person just seem to have humorous, all be them a tad disgusting, mishaps!

New posts on this thread. Refresh page
Swipe left for the next trending thread