Ooops...

[marthamoo]

Ds2 (3) was just whingeing for a biscuit - I'm trying to cook dinner and do ds1's spellings with him etc. so I said, rather crossly, "I am cooking dinner - you are not having a biscuit."

His response, said in the exact intonation I use?

"B..loody Hell."

I suppose it could have been worse but, note to self, curb your language!

ooops

lovely.....

My friend's 2 year old now says "sh*t" whenever he drops something...

out of the mouth of babes

My old boss was very very well to do and at a company BBQ when told he would have to wait for the burgers at three years old plain as day declared Oh For Fcks Sake get a Fucking move on.

We all laughed as the boss and his wife went purple!

I dropped a saucepan in the kitchen once and my DS probebly about 3.5 said OH B----CKS I have never said it since

Dp got his come-uppance the other day. Bringing ds home from nursery, he found our road blocked by guy in van sitting in middle of road with hazard lights flashing. Dp let rip with some choice phrases, van driver eventually shifted three inches to enable dp to park. As they got out of the car ds pipes up "Daddy why is that man a wanker?" Van driver had his windows down so heard this clear as day and more choice phrases were exchanged.