DH wanted a Space Pen so that he could lie in bed and do the crossword (Space Pen writes upside down and seems to be used for all sorts of noble, death defying pursuits.....crosswords not being one of them)
Anyway, I ordered one off the Internet and even had it engraved "To DH, love Judd" - very stiff upperlipped and brisk incase he wanted to lend it to somebody. It came today, and it's bullet sized! Admittedly, it did say that on the website, but it didn't click at all that that's what it meant. Will he be able to hold it comfortably in his great hairy mitt for the duration of a crossword? It's about the size of the little pens in Argos or IKEA, I would think.
Or am I in line for Rubbish Present Giver Of The Year Award?