i need to know the messiest most irritating annoying toy EVER

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so i can buy it for my nephew for his birthday next week and annoy the hell out if the IL's

that elephant thing where they have to catch things in a net. It doesn't work. It's a nightmare.

oh god cornsilk we have that, mum bought it

stupid little flaoty things all over the house

Floam is sticky coloured porridge that you supposedly have a fantastic time transforming things by covering them in it.

Ie Grandmas'a carpet.

My son got a volcano experiment set and that made a hell of a mess.

My DD has just been given a Casio keyboard with loads of headache inducing melodies. My DD loves it and has been singing, out of tune, all day as it has a microphone headset.

oh Tsar you ahve helped me with my xmas list already

floam souns fantastic for IL irritatbility

craft kits
Floam
Moon sand

oh that bath stuff
apparently when you add the chemical or whatever to turn it back to water, it doesn't
so you have a bath full of gunk and a child covered in it

A Drum kit
Glitter
Bath Jelly
Water Pistols
Water Bombs
Moon Sand

Deffo Hama beads - I need to lie down in a darkened room when kids have finished with them

anything with glitter. That stuff gets everywhere/

these make the most hideous noise! I confiscated them from a girl at after school club

lol schneebly

it says "keep away from pcs etc pacemakers etc as these are strong magnets"

FIL has a pacemaker - i wanted to get a toy that would drive the IL's barmy but possibly not to the extent of a cardiac arrest