remember the Haiku

[happymerryberries]

Do you remember
The Haiku threads of Yesterday?
Passed with stolen Grapes!

Oh my goodness me
Of course i remember these
Became addictive

I spend too much time
Typing on mumsnet all day
must go and wash up

He wrote Haiqus once
In his degree of english
now i rip them up

Last time these threads were up and i was a women scorned, i sent that my x by text. God you look back and wish you'd been gagged.

Hausfrau, you are right
I simply cannot stop this
A bit like Mumsnet

Can I have a go?

Counting on fingers
Amount of syllables I
Need to complete this!

Could have done better
a bit more original
Better luck next time!

My cat's called Nellie
This is the haiku she'd write
If she just could type.

On Mumsnet again!
But let's see you ignore me
Sitting on your mouse.

I like that, WigWam
Although I don't like cats much.
I much prefer dogs.

My hubby is out
Kids watching television
Mumsnet here I come.

I got a new job
and I will be calling my
old boss to resign

Really, Galaxy?
What fantastic news that is!
Congratulations!

Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain
Every day when I go out
To pick dd up