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AIBU DH Said the wrong name in bed

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Welshgal78 · 02/08/2025 11:58

Just that basically. When we dtd I say "My (husbands name)" and he says My (My name) but last night we were in bed dtd I said "My ....." and when he replied, it wasn't my name. I didn't catch the actual name but I'm sure it began with a J and my name starts with a S. He said "oh I don't know what happened there!" I asked him what name he'd said and he said he didn't know. I asked him if he was cheating on me and he swore he wasn't. I just don't understand how you can say a name and not remember what you said 5 seconds later. I asked him again later if he was cheating on me and he swore blind he wasn't. I just don't know what to think.

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jalepenowine · 02/08/2025 17:35

Once when me and my husband were DTD he said ‘that feels so good on my pussy!’ I just burst out laughing!! He did even realise what he’d said until after when I kept getting the giggles!

However, I wouldn’t be happy about a wrong name. I dont think I’ve ever said his name during I can’t imagine it.

some names this can’t work for….imagine ‘oh my Jeffrey or oh my Colin’ 😂😂

niadainud · 02/08/2025 17:40

FrenchandSaunders · 02/08/2025 15:42

So every time you get down to it you say “My Gary” and he says “My Jean” or whatever? 😳🤣

Cringe!

At least one of you is doing this to keep the other happy...

Pinkissmart · 02/08/2025 17:42

PInkyStarfish · 02/08/2025 16:03

It might not have been a name.

Maybe he said, ‘My joints!’

Were you on top?

😂😂😂😂😂

stample · 02/08/2025 17:42

The amount of times dh calls me by his exes name… they haven’t been in contact in 20 years! But we do vitally have similar names… think Stacey and Sally

Aaron95 · 02/08/2025 17:45

Do you always give your husband the 3rd degree when he's balls deep in you? Don't think I'd be much use at a quiz in that position.

Maybe we should pitch this to Channel 5. The Coitus Quiz. You have 5 minutes of general knowledge questions which start when you make the first thrust.

IleftmybaginNewportPagnell · 02/08/2025 17:53

GiddyDog · 02/08/2025 17:15

My ex once called me Alison and tried to pass it off as 'ah, listen'.
Weird because my name isn't Alison and doubly so because the woman he was cheating on me with was called Emma.

Edited

I’m imagining your ex as Blackadder when he tries to explain away “great booze up” to Lady Whiteadder 😂

Pudmyboy · 02/08/2025 18:19

R0ckandHardPlace · 02/08/2025 15:44

Many years ago exDH said “I love you, Rock” and I replied “I love you too, Tony”. To this day I swear I have no idea who Tony is/was. Maybe I’d been dreaming of a Tony. It was a complete brain fart with no deeper meaning, though I’d never have believed it possible until it happened to me!

Brain fart! Brilliant explanation!😂

Welshgal78 · 02/08/2025 19:06

CeaselesslyIntoThePast · 02/08/2025 15:49

Do you just do the “My {insert name}, My {insert name}” system once or does this continue on a regular basis throughout the deed?

Just a couple of times each, each time and it's not every time.

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NovemberMorn · 02/08/2025 19:10

PInkyStarfish · 02/08/2025 16:03

It might not have been a name.

Maybe he said, ‘My joints!’

Were you on top?

😆😆

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