What's the most bonkers/weird post you've seen on Mumsnet?

[Bluebella27]

Last week I almost chocked on my tea when I opened a post (in fairness did say TW) to a pic of a woman's legs wide open and asking for advise as to whether she was normal or not... now women's anatomy does not offend me but I was more shocked at why she would chose to post on this forum... she'd already sought medical advice which did indeed confirm her normality but yeah I found it a very odd post!
Second one this week was one that said "I'm ready" curious I clicked for the post to be an erect penis 🙈🙈 The hell?! I just didn't think this was the kind of place for that sort of thing
So it's got me thinking has there been any posts you've been shocked by on here?!

I think asking for "more like this" and giving dick pics and vagina pics as your examples might be unwise.

OP your post is one of the strangest I have read on here.

I have been on MN since 2007 and never seen a photo of genitals.

Are you hoping that other people will share risqué stories? I don’t think you understand how MN works.

Also, what is ‘chock’ on your tea?

I saw the vagina one but not the other one. It isn’t normal on here.

I’ve never seen anything like this and been on mumsnet well over a decade.

@ASighMadeOfStone
Really? I've seen some completely absurd posts- I wish I could filter. I was genuinely shocked by those 2 posts I saw and really I was interested in what was thought normal or appropriate for this forum.. and then genuinely again, interested if there had been any posts that people had been shocked by or found bizarre. I find this app helpful for the most part but the one where the lady had posted it was a 50/50 split of people thinking it was absolutely fine to post.
I think I do know how Mumsnet works.

It's a spelling mistake - I meant choked. Apologies.

Sorry my reply was for @MyLovelyPurse

The countless threads where people are complete and utter drips/doormats/jellyfish!

How do these people get through life without saying no or standing up for themselves?!

'A woman I work with invited me to her wedding in Madagascar, I only know her to say hello to but the flights and hotel and gift are going to set me back ten grand and I can't afford new school shoes for my children! How can I get out of it?'

'My neighbour goes to the toilet every day in my front garden, should I say something?'

'My sister in law deliberately ran me over and my legs are broken in several places, I don't want to go to the hospital as the family will say I'm causing a fuss.'

'My husband brought home two women and a donkey and they had group sex on my living room floor whilst I was watching Coronation Street. Should I have complained about the stains they made on the carpet? He's a really good dad and always remembers my birthday!'

One about someone’s unusual household set up- two daughters were sharing a room then the family got an adult male lodger in. Instead of the lodger having his own room, one of the girls moved into her mum and dad’s room and the lodger shared a room with the younger daughter, and did we all think that was a bit suss?

Imaginary Easter egg to the person who can me what the thread turned out to be about. Hard to guess unless you know….

The recent one about keeping cats inside on a particular night because serpents would eat them.

I'm clearly an awful person but (a) this made me laugh out loud because (b) it's not hard to imagine an MN-er texting from her hospital bed about her SIL.

Pro Tory threads. Especially the ones where the OP claims to be voting Tory for women and children.😂🤯

Is it a 1970s sit com?

But keeping the AIBU voting switched off 😂

Lol. My husband has started sleeping outside of our home four times per week, he shaves his balls now and his neck is covered in love bites, he doesn't let his phone leave his hand and when home he sleeps in the spare room and has three hour hushed calls with a new woman from work called Melanie. Do you think something is up?

No. You’re a few decades too late.

But at the same time, there's always: 'My DH wants to take me away somewhere really special for my 50th. Can anyone recommend a luxury hotel?' 'HE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR! He's covering his tracks, there'll be a hotel receipt somewhere in his trousers if you just OPEN YOUR EYES.'

The one about T-rexing and hamwiches. It was a while ago.