'House minding ettiquette' Can I ask them NOT to shag in my bed?!

[Disenchanted]

Seriously am feeling uneasy about it. Not just the shagging but the 'couple in my bed sleeping' thing also.

Her DP has serious ahem ... perspiration problems and their bedroom stinks, really bad.

Eek!

i would never think of stripping the bed after staying over so if you want them to i think you will have to tell them.

No, Im going to have MIL over instead

If you asked him not to smoke weed would the sweaty smell disappear? Perfectly reasonable to ask someone not to smoke in your house, I think (and you would know if he had) (although too late then).

Get a spare polyester quilt of the same size as your bed and put it over the mattress, followed by 2 mattress covers before the bedding! should work a treat!