Thread for people who have a spotty bum

[SmugColditz]

Ok, what am I doing wrong here? Is it because I spend too much time sat on it?

Loofah. Then moisturise.

Cotton knickers only.

maybe you should exfoliate more.

dh tells me terrible tales of what can become of a spotty bot

Ex Fow Lee ate

Hmm.

Worth a try, I suppose.

this should do the job nicely

or maybe it needs more air? My mother was a firm believer that most ailments could be cured with fresh air or sea water.

You could have one day a week spent airing your bottom.

What a fantastic idea, Slubber.

All household chores shall hence be carried out 'aired'

I mostly do my airing on a sunday. I get some strange looks in church but when I explain it's all in the name of preserving a perfectly smooth and blemish free arse most members of the congregation seem to understand.

Housework should be carried out in the nude in any case. Makes it more interesting and more challenging. And more entertaining for the window-cleaner, meter-reader, postman, etc.

DO NOT google bottom boils or anal boils. I thought it would be amusing to try to come up with a spotty botty pic and claim it was the op.
OH DEAR GOD MY EYES

Califrau, you could well be right. You can tell by the way they stand up from the communion rail, if it's a straight back and all done from the knees you know they are on an airing day.

PrettyCandles, I think you should always don a vest whilst cleaning, bleach splash back on the nipples can really spoil your day.

Ah, but the inherent dangers of nude housework ensure a certain delicacy and elegance of movement, as well as economy of product use.