Why do old people drive so bloody slowly?

[harman]

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Because otherwise my Picasso will TOPPLE OVER

'cos their wigs might fall off

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Because they are driving slowly in time with songs that they have penned themselves?

Oh, that's just my Grandad then...

(he is murder polis...you'd be quicker getting out and walking!)

Harman its a combination of fear and weak wrists and ankles