Would appreciate hearing from anyone who's has a SHSIB Day (Should Have Stayed In Bed).
From the moment I woke up the day was doomed. The mega fiery seaweed/lentil curry I had late the night before, turned me into a pointless butt-clenching afterburning turbofan jet engine complete with supersonic gas emissions (for effing hours)! This was a significant problem because it was the funeral of a dear old family friend in a few hours. The few minutes it took me to research if gas suppressants actually existed, my 4 yr old DS decided to pour yoghurt over his smart suit and realise the hard way that pepper grinders aren't toys. My husband found my farts hilarious until he dried his face with the 'wrong' (covered in spilled chilli sauce) towel. He couldn't see properly and took a massive gulp of bubble mixture instead of water. (I'd put it in one of the water bottles because I was fed up with DS wasting it). He was retching for quite a while after that. Anyway won't go on, but we looked like blotchy constipated weirdos and were very relieved when the day was over.