"Nights in and nights out" - informative, thanks.
"work hard play hard" - you sound great, where does anyone else fit in?
"looking for a partner in crime" - yeah whatever, are you trying to tell me you're into handcuffs?
"my kids are my world" - how often do you actually see them then? (See also "daddy to a little princess" 🤢)
"life is not a bed of roses" - okayyy thanks for telling me, I literally had no idea
"I don't bite (unless you want me to 😉) - and you felt it necessary to tell that ancient non-joke because...??
"here for a good time not a long time" - so you smoke, drink too much, and take coke?
"love banter" - no, you love being rude to women and then if they pull you up on it you get pissy and tell them it was only banter and that they can't take a joke. Bet you don't "love banter" when you're the subject.
"I'm the Archbishop of Banterbury" - how come your bio is a massive heap of tedious bilge if you're so fucking funny then?
"I don't take life too seriously" - code for "irresponsible manchild"
"is anyone out there/doesn't anyone want to chat/why does nobody on here chat?" - perhaps you are the problem here, ever considered that?
"INFP/other personality type acronym" - whatever, who cares, it's bullshit anyway
Ugh maybe tinder isn't the place for me 🤣