Am i stupid and beyond help? the background: i learnt to read music playing the recorder at school and loved it. Teacher brought in a clarinet and i was allowed a quick go - couldn't do it not encouraged to try again. So.. i went on to learn the piano but found it dry (the teacher, old lady, smelly house, not really child friendly)and difficult for one main reason ... the bass clef! Why, please explain why the notes are different once you pass middle C on the keyboard. I can't read them. Never could really but now that dd is learning i'd like to to and i can't get my head around why they are different and why when i play 'G' on the keys, it's not 'G' on the stave in the same place as the treble clef. As such i can'tplay the left hand fast enough cos i have to read 'G' as whatever it is and then swop it by 2 notes, or whatever it is in my head before i can press the key. Is it just me being stupid? Come across this before? How can i overcome it? please it could hlep with my NY resolution