Down side of giving lots of praise for using toilet

[jobekal]

When you take your DC into town and you need the toilet yourself for a number 2, and there are lots of people about, your DC says

"ooh look poo, you pooed in the toilet, good girl mummy, ooh a big fat poo, well done mummy, aren't you clever, have you finished yet, dirty bottom, wipe your bottom, good girl mummy, flush chain, wash your hands that was a big poo!"

[Secretly impressed at Jobekal's pooing prowess]

ROFL!

You can poo in a public loo? Respect.
I cannot. My arse must be totally wrong or something.
(It's pruni btw)

ROFL

Haven't got quite that far with ds yet. My nephew is currently poo obessed

-Auntie do you poo?
-yes. we all do, in the toilet.
-do you poo on the patio like Jeff?
-no, Jeff is a dog and he doesn't use the toilet.
-mummy has to pick up Jeff's poo in a bag. It stinks and its the colour of my trousers.
-erm
-yes and one day I didn't want to use the loo, so I pooed on the patio too and mummy had to pick it up with Jeff's poos!

Years ago on a holiday in France my mum took then 5yo dd2 to the loo in a restaurant. Big mistake - dd came back to the table & promptly gave a very graphic demonstration of a middle-aged lady trying to use a public loo without her bum actually touching it, complete with sound effects

Of course I can. You're barking

(I knew it was you before I called you a loon, btw ).

A friend of my mum's came back to the table in a crowded and quite posh restaurant only to have it announced to the rest of the diners that "Mummy's just done a great big poo!".

This same woman was told "Out the way, please, hairy legs" by my DB when he was trying to ride his trike round the dining table when he was about three...

Attractive picture I'm painting, no?