i'll be glad when today is over

[jobekal]

in the time it took me to vhange a nappy, my dds painted the kitchen with their ELC paints, bright yellow washing machine, blue fridge and cooker, red breast pump and steriliser, got to the door before me after the postman came, ripped up my mail, drew on the walls in wax crayons and opened their christmas presents.

and the other day one had put my tumble dryer on full heat and i ahdnt noticed and shrunk my lovely tots bots before they'd been used!

i give up

AND BREATH...........

oh bloody hell, that's one hell of a morning.
Ds, 17m, recently fiddled with the washing machine and did a mixed wash at 95 degrees.

Take 10 deep breaths and push through your bottom.......

nice cuppa.
av chocolate, if you havent got any, get them into prams, coats etc and go down to the shops.

get the biggest bar you can find.

....how long do you take changing a nappy?

well, it was one of those, all down the legs, up to the neck, in the belly button poos!