I need to clean my carpets and I am being good and not spending a fortune on having them done professionally by expensive company, and reluctant to have them done cheaply by odd bloke who creeps me out a little, so need to hire one of those rug doctor beasts. Last time I hired one they were the weight of an elephant so how do you clean upstairs carpets? Is there a really long house or do you have to heft the damn thing up the stairs. I can't remember and B&Q aren't answering their phone.
Anyone know?