What’s the wankiest job title you’ve come across?

[Funcamper]

I’ll start:
Forest bathing practitioner
Auxiliary dining consultant ( in a very posh hotel)
Head of talks (what??)

Customer Experience Strategy Lead…

Or - anything with Wellbeing in the title. I don’t expect my employer to act like a poor relation to pastoral care at school. If I’m ill, I’ll call a Dr. If I need support with stress or whatever, I’ll see a counsellor. What I don’t need is work acting as a nanny state under the corporate box-ticking exercise that is Wellbeing…

Philanthropists like Titus Salt had it right - give them somewhere decent to live and pay them well and they’ll work hard for you. Fair play, different times, different conditions. These days, with so many readily available public services, no wonder we have a snowflake generation who expect everything done for them when employers try to parent. Gets right on my wick!

I was Purchase cycle manager, at the steel works, I never understood why.

What was the one Prince Harry is called? Chief impact officer?

'Spa expert'

Care Navigator

Its a bloody medical receptionist

I once received an email from a client who had Ambassador of Fun for her job title. I think she was actually a Marketing Executive. It was a data security firm too, so an odd choice for such a serious market

@Funcamper

Forest bathing is what we used to call ‘going for a walk in a wood’. Apparently you can now ‘train’ to help people do this right and become a ‘ practitioner’ (!)

🤣🤣🤣

Not sure if this has been mentioned but i always think 'twat' when I see someone's Instagram bio says 'digital creator'. So basically you take selfies and mirror shots on your phone. Twat.

Also, in the same vein, 'influencer'. Influence my arse.

Oh, and while I'm on an Insta roll, 'curator' being used for anything other than in a museum or art gallery sense.

I also think barista sounds wanky too, even though it's probably more legitimate than many of the others here.