right my boss is the tosspot of the century - listen to this.
today i had my 1-2-1 i had achieved all my targets ( a braindead fuckwit could do it) then he says to e - beofre the director comes back of maternity leave he wants to got hrough a few things - so brings this " custardo's service excellence agreement" bullshit bollox crap wankstain out onto the table
its not company policy - no fucker else does this - but he made something up in his teeny brain ( he obviously got fuck allto do which is proved by the following) sot he first paragraph is about when he will be available to support me - he is in london i am in sussex
next paragraph has 6 points about how i will spell check e - mails beofre sending them out - i will check the tone of e - mails i will proof read reports
ok my spelling is shit ( i know you know this) but the guy actually bought examples ...my job isnt a fucking desk job. i never preported to be able to type fast ( but i can only i spell things wrong !!!)i never said i was a fucking secretary
"but we want to improve on the little things to enhance the bigger things"
i said do you realise how many e - mails i get a day
"it only takes two minutes"
"on 30 e - mails? "
that would be a fucking hour then
he baught with him an email which i didnt use capital letters, i report where i said " summery of findings"
the last paragraph is where our dept has introduced a fucking register... a fucing register, some fucking admin assistant is going to check our diaries and note whether we are in or not - i asked him what the point was, he said it was just new policy - i said " why dont you just put a fucking clock machine on the wall"
" errr hheehee" nervous laugh " i see your poitn...never the less"
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
wheres the fucking vodka?