Well, after a morning at court spending yet another £1k on bloody lawyers about exdp and DS, I got home expecting some quality time with DS. We were having an early bath when there was a knock knock at the door. Went downstairs, still soapy with a towel round me, and discovered the two little scallies from across the road clutching what appeared to be a very limp cat under its front paws. "Your cat's been run over" they shouted. Oh bloody hell, I got them to bring my cat into the hallway and they put it on the floor. The poor thing flopped miserably with it's head to one side. Trying to keep my boobs in the towel and starting to panic, I left the boys in the hall, hoping they wouldn't pinch anything (previous experience!) and pulled on jeans etc, got DS in anything and grabbed the cat basket. Trying not to injure the poor, somewhat fading animal anymore I wedged it in the basket and ran out to the car to go to the emergency vet. DS wanted to sit next to the basket on the way. Bless him he was really upset.Unfortunately on the way, the cat, in a state of distress, diarrieohed (ia? iea?!!), pood all over the bottom of the cat basket and the stench was horrendous! DS promptly started to gag as did I. I had to stop the car to get DS in the front seat at which point the poor lamb threw up all over himself and me (post dinner!). So, desperate to get the cat some help I carried on until I got told that my rear lights weren't working... AGH!!!! carried on to the vets and trundled in, cat covered in shit and me and DS covered in puke! The vet put my poor cat on the table. "Can you do anything? Will he be alright?" I asked, concerned for the poor animal. I stroked under the cat's chin. But what was that? Why was there a disc on it's collar? I took a closer look and.. IT WASN'T EVEN MY CAT! Agh..... Not that I wouldn't have dashed to the vets anyway you understand, and to be honest, I'm very glad it wasn't my cat... the bill for one thing! .. Only joking! We are now pooless and pukeless and the cat will be alright. Just something I could've done without.