Happy Birthday Summerfruit, heres a birthday joke.
After speaking to the passengers, pilot forgets to turn off the intercom, he says to co-pilot 'I'm going for a shit then shag the arse off that new air stewardess'. The air stewardess runs up the aisle to warn the pilot that the intercoms on but trips over. 'no need to rush love' says an old lady 'he's having a shit first'.