Told my mum that I had just broguht a vibrator...

[staryeyed]

...only I meant vibrating massager- oh the shame!! It was to late by the time Id realised what I said. Very embarrassed but also very pleased it didnt happen in front of someone else.

Its just the thing I do.

lol

don't worry, i'm the kid who said orgasm instead of organism in a science lesson. please tell me someone else has done that?

I seriously don't think my mum would know what one was. I come from a very prudish family - my 28 year old sister called her dh 'dildo' as a nickname as she thought it was sweet. He found it too funny to put her straight.

lol i used to tell everyone (thinking we were posh way back then) that "Weeeee, use durex"!!!(meaning andrex toilet paper!) and i always get mixed up with R WHites lemoniade and DR whites sanitary towles..not when buying them i might add, just the name..MissI wonders why her new sanitary towles wern't as effective and far heavier and fizzy than the last brand

lol did she not see funny side??

miss invisible
as i kid i remember saying there is a durex dog (dulux)..my parents exchanged horror looks..

Well she dint recoil in horror just tried to wash over the moment as if it never happened.

lol staryeyed!

when viewing houses, i told the estate agent i really hated dildo rails!!