Not sure if anyone out there admits to having one, but Ann Summers have recalled their "rabbit".
This is the press announcement ...
Ann Summers recall Rampant Rabbit vibrators
Ann Summers is recalling 150,000 Rampant Rabbit vibrators over safety fears.
The chain is calling back the 7ins vibrators sold between May and September after a problem with one of the toys.
A woman escaped injury when a latex covering on the base split and "sensual beads" that rattle up and down inside, fell out.
The Sun says the buzzing model features two attachments shaped like rabbits' ears to enhance pleasure.
Adverts in newspapers ask owners to return their vibrators for a free replacement and if all respond it will lose the firm £4½million.
Rampant Rabbits are the most popular vibrators among a million sold annually by Ann Summers.
Marketing boss Rebecca Franklin said: "There are hundreds of thousands in use. We think there is only a potential risk but we are taking no chances in such a sensitive area."