AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH! Ds2 just stood in some (not with me, I am eagle eyed hawk woman when it comes to spotting the stuff; he was with Grandma and Grandad while I picked up ds1 at school).
All over my living room floor and my f**king settee. Luckily the settee has removable washable covers.
YUCK! YUCK! YUCK!
In a fair world the only people who would step in dog poo would be the f*king irresponsible dog owners who let their dogs sht outside peoples' houses and don't clean it up.
Sorry but I REALLY needed to rant about that - on my bl**dy settee