If the plural of a goose is geese...the plural for a mouse is mice...and the plural for louse is lice...then y isn't a moose meese and sheep a shoup?!
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why is it that when we want to tell somone there's something the matter with us and then they ask we always say, "nothing"?
When a bus driver gets off the bus who shuts the door??
If someone asks you what time it is and points at thier wrist why dont poeple point at thier ass when they ask wheres the bathroom?
Why is a boxing ring square?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Who was so mean to put an s in the word lisp if people with lisps cant say thes S's?!?!?!?
Why do fools fall in love?
How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there?
If somebody in a movie looked exactly like the killer guy then would they get arrested????
What's the speed of dark?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
"When French people swear do they say pardon my English?"
Why is it our parents told us not to take candy from strangers, but on halloween they made us do it??
What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
How do we really know if the light in the fridge goes off when you close the door?
Do we have imaginary friends or are we their imaginary friends???
If you throw a cat out of a moving car window,is it called kitty litter??
If you cover peanuts in butter are they buttered peanuts or peanut butter??
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
When Sting dies, will his tombstone say, "Stung"?