OMG OMG OMG why is DP so totally unaware of how embarrassing he can be??

[Yorkshirepudding]

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rotfl, i would have got you some, nothing embarrases me

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plead ignornant

one day i was doing shopping for my mummy boss

Next to tampax she had written R C jelly (ie redcurrent jelly) and i misread it and bought her some KY jelly from tescos!

PMSL at this!

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