Old Adages that prehaps we should bring back and live by

[Twiglett]

'The world doesn't owe you a living'

'You have to work twice as hard to get half as far'

'Red sky at night, the barn's on fire'

any more?

Righty tighty, Lefty loosy
(on which way to screw/unscrew things).

Is it only me who says this?

well I've got to chant 'Right is the hand I write with and left is the one that's left' whenever people go 'turn right there'

I have to put my left hand up and make a L with my thumb and forefinger to check, when being given directions.

i have to pretend i'm holding my knife and fork to find the "forking left"...

'The secret of a good lay is a firm bottom'

A birds bush is worth two hands

Look with your eyes and not with your fingers

if you can't say anything nice... then come and sit over here

do as i say not as i do

shut yer gob

What goes around, comes around

Ooh yes, Custy, do as I say has tripped off my lips on a few hundred occasions since I acquired ds.