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The beautiful sound............................................

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Lisa78 · 30/09/2004 20:08

A man's car broke down as he was driving past a beautiful old Monastery. He walked up the drive and knocked on the front door. A monk answered, listened to the man's story and graciously invited
him to spend the night.

The monks fed the man and led him to a tiny chamber in which to sleep.

The man thanked the monks and slept serenely until he was awakened by a strange and beautiful sound.

The next morning, as the monks were repairing his car, he asked about the sound that had woke him.

"We're sorry," the monks said. "We can't tell you about the sound.
You're not a monk."

The man was disappointed, but eager to be gone, so he thanked the monks for their kindness and went on his way. During quiet moments afterward, the man pondered the source of the alluring sound.

Several years later the man happened to be living in the same area.

He stopped at the monastery on a whim and asked admittance. He explained to the monks that he had so enjoyed his previous stay, he wondered if he might be permitted to spend another night under their peaceful roof. The monks agreed, and so the man stayed with them again.

Late that night, he heard the strange beautiful sound. The following morning he begged the monks to explain the sound. The monks gave him the same answer as before.

"We're sorry. We can't tell you about the sound. You're not a monk."

By now the man's curiosity had turned to obsession. He decided to give up everything and become a monk, for that was the only way he could
learn about the sound. He informed the monks of his decision and began the long and arduous task of becoming a monk.

Seventeen years later, the man was finally established as a true member of the order.

When the celebration ended, he humbly went to the leader of the order and asked to be told the source of the sound.

Silently, the old monk led the new monk to a huge wooden door. He opened the door with a golden key. That door swung open to reveal a second door of silver, then a third of gold and so on until
they had passed through twelve doors, each more magnificent than the last.

The new monk's face was awash with tears of joy as he finally beheld the wondrous source of the beautiful mysterious sound he had heard so many
years before...

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But, I can't tell you what it was. You're not a monk.

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JoolsToo · 30/09/2004 20:10

well I'm not becoming a monk!!

JJ · 30/09/2004 20:12

That is my most favourite joke ever. I looooove telling it, esp because I'm crap at jokes. Have stopped however as people get really mad at me.

Well that and the boat joke.

Lisa, you're in a humorous mood tonight!

Lisa78 · 30/09/2004 20:16

No, not really, just picked up some emails and thought I would share them with you lot!
The reasonably clean ones anyway

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KangaMummy · 30/09/2004 21:31

what is the boat one? lisa78

KangaMummy · 30/09/2004 21:31

sorry I meant JJ

Lisa78 · 01/10/2004 13:22

JJ - tell us the boat one NNNNOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!

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MrsDoolittle · 01/10/2004 13:25

Yes telll...........go on, you know you wnat to

JJ · 02/10/2004 06:20

Sorry! Just read this again ---

Ok,

Ask me if I'm a boat.

MUMINAMILLION · 02/10/2004 07:42

Are you a boat?

MUMINAMILLION · 02/10/2004 08:07

Oh, and while I'm waiting for the punchline (am regretting asking already..) here's another joke in a religious vein..

A nun joins a convent and takes a vow of silence. She is only allowed to utter 2 words ever 7 years.

She is taken to a little room and left, and the only contact she has is food that is left for her.

After 7 years, the priest calls at her door and says "My child, 7 years have passed. Do you wish to say anything?"

The nun replied "Bed hard".

The priest said "We will arrange for your old one to replaced with a lovely comfortable one immediately" and left.

7 years later, he again called on the nun and asked if she had anything to say. She replied "Food cold". The priest promised he would ensure each meal brought to her from then on would be adequately heated.

Another 7 years passed, and the priest called on the woman. "Do you have anything to say?" he again enquired.

"I quit" said the nun.

"Well," said the priest. "Thank god for that. You've done nothing but complain for the last 21 years!"

KangaMummy · 02/10/2004 11:52

lol

JJ · 02/10/2004 17:12

Yes, I'm a boat. Now ask me if I'm an airplane.

MUMINAMILLION · 02/10/2004 17:54

Are you an airplane? (Very worried now...)

JJ · 02/10/2004 17:59

No, silly, I'm a boat.

WideWebWitch · 03/10/2004 10:08

JJ, I like that joke too!

Lisa78 · 03/10/2004 13:00

JJ, that was so NOT worth waiting for

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MUMINAMILLION · 03/10/2004 22:32

Knew I shouldnt have asked!!!

KangaMummy · 03/10/2004 23:14

will tell that to DS in the morning

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