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Mums should cook fish pie once a week, wear chanel no 5, translate Russian and only fancy Johnny Depp

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LittleBellatrixLeBoot · 18/08/2007 23:09

Just an arbitrary list of commandments for mothers.

Add your own if you want. Then tell everyone that if they don't agree, they shouldn't have bothered to have children.

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CrookshanksinJimmyChoos · 18/08/2007 23:12

Fancy Johnny Depp? Surely the main lust of our lives has to be our darling DH's....the reason for our existence.....the motivation to cook, clean, wash, tidy and never hand the DCs over because after all...it is our job to care for them, minus a dummy of course and never a raised word or cross voice.....

CrookshanksinJimmyChoos · 18/08/2007 23:13

cross word or raised voice I mean - DH came in and I was distracted by his mastery and general power......

PestoMonster · 18/08/2007 23:13

hehe

CountTo10 · 18/08/2007 23:13

Ooooo I could do the fancy johhny depp bit - I hate fish pie though!!!

NoBiggy · 18/08/2007 23:14

Mums should never "pierce film lid"...

expatinscotland · 18/08/2007 23:14

Step off, bitches, Johnny is mine.

SaintGeorge · 18/08/2007 23:15

I quite like that list, I can manage 3 out of 4.

I can do No.4 particularly well.

mummydoit · 18/08/2007 23:15

I have slept in the same bed as Johnny Depp so I think I can claim him as mine.

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LittleBellatrixLeBoot · 18/08/2007 23:16

Hmm, I don't like the tone of rational debate you're taking Crookshanks.

You're just supposed to come up with an arbitrary commandment, not try and argue the case for it. It's got to be just because it's right.

Fancying JD is obviously just right. As is fish pie.

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LittleBellatrixLeBoot · 18/08/2007 23:16

Ooh, the same bed?

Not at the same time, I am guessing?

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CountessDracula · 18/08/2007 23:17

actually that is pretty much me
that thread title
pmsl

mummydoit · 18/08/2007 23:17

Sadly not at the same time . Maybe next time!

Sobernow · 18/08/2007 23:17

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CrookshanksinJimmyChoos · 18/08/2007 23:17

I can't think of any....

puffling · 18/08/2007 23:18

I cooked fish pie aND oNly faNCY jONNY dEPP, THAT'S ALL THOUGH.

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LittleBellatrixLeBoot · 18/08/2007 23:18

CD wins "virtuous mother" award

I don't translate russian, so am reporting myself to social services first thing on monday morning.

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expatinscotland · 18/08/2007 23:18

I told you cunts that Johnny was mine! So scram!

CrookshanksinJimmyChoos · 18/08/2007 23:19

You forgot Mandarin Chinese...isn't that what we should all be translating for our DC's???

CountessDracula · 18/08/2007 23:20

oh ok I did russian A level fro about 2 months (only cos my boyfirend was doing it tbh)
and i do cook fish pies
and fancy johnny depp but not exclusively
And I have only ever worn Chanel no 5 (almost)

puffling · 18/08/2007 23:22

My baby speaks in tongues.

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LittleBellatrixLeBoot · 18/08/2007 23:23

Ah you are toppled from your virtuous pedestal

It has to be exclusive

Dammit, just realised I've gone down another notch

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CountessDracula · 18/08/2007 23:24

well I am pretty close
face it

KerryMumbledore · 18/08/2007 23:25

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puffling · 18/08/2007 23:37

My baby invented Morse code whilst in the womb in a previous life.

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