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JoolsToo · 25/09/2004 22:45

woman to butcher: 'Have you got a sheeps head?'
butcher: 'no, its just the way I part my hair'

ba-boom - cracks me up every time - have you got a good(?) joke?

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peachypie · 25/09/2004 22:48

man walks in to a disco
he says to his mate when he sees a gorgeous girl
"i wouldnt mind getting into her pants"
she over hears him and says
"no thanks ive got one arsehole in there already"

MUMINAMILLION · 25/09/2004 22:54

Am rubbish at jokes - they are not even funny on VR!

MUMINAMILLION · 25/09/2004 22:56

Actually, just thought of one.

A man goes into a doctor's with clingfilm pants on.

The doctor looks him up and down and shakes his head.

The man says "What is it doctor - am I really ill?"

The doctor says "No, but I can clearly see you're nuts" BOOM BOOM

peachypie · 25/09/2004 22:58

ha

MUMINAMILLION · 25/09/2004 23:02

Wow peachypie - that must be the first time anyone has actually laughed at one of my jokes!! Thanks - must think of some more now that Im so good at it (that was a joke)

Miaou · 25/09/2004 23:06

I laughed too

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