My poor postwoman.

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Just had post delivered. Ds1 is off school today, ill.

Postwoman at door, dh signing for a letter. Ds1 comes downstairs and says to postwoman.

My penis hurts.

Bless her, she replied "Does it? Oh dear"

Oh crikey me.

Bless!

An old friend of mine was in loo one day when postman called. Her DD answered door and said "Mummy is just putting a tampon in as she has her period". Cue one MORTIFIED postmand and friend.

lol

have you discovered your smell yet?

I guess they are probably used to it and probably hear and see a lot worse

My DS proudly announced to our postman a few months ago "I just did a poo" (it was one of the first days of potty training where he felt he had to tell everyone when he'd done one)

ROFL buda!!!

PMSL

My 3 year old told me last week, while in the Co-op, that we couldn't be long as she needed a poo. The checkout woman said "Too much information I think there".

I have indeed NBG

I was getting out of the shower when DS1 opned the door to the postman.
( I had not heard him knock)
I panicked cos i could hear Ds talking to someone and ran too the top of the stairs ( starkers)
Look on postmans face was a picture i just screamed and dived into bedroom shouting 'Shut the bloody door'
Cannot face him now.

Oooooh and......?

And I'm not telling you.

lol

ok then